I received a big reminder this week that I’m a huge fuck up. I feel like I am a walking, talking advertisement for having children while young.
When people say “You’ll never be able to go to school.” and “You’ll never be able to amount to anything.” they’re probably talking about me.


Here’s to shitty jobs for the rest of my life, and ruining not one, but now two lives.
I can only hope that Alex does better than I did.


"Tom pleaaaaase smile so people don’t think you hate me."

"Tom pleaaaaase smile so people don’t think you hate me."


Found out my boyfriend had two Ocarinas today. Now he only has one. 💕😉

Found out my boyfriend had two Ocarinas today. Now he only has one. 💕😉


shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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My boyfriend bought me Oblivion and I can’t even play it because my controller keeps fucking up and uuugghhhh


godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

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end-complete:

My hero

end-complete:

My hero



One of Marvel’s Avengers Turns to Sign Language. The story strives to connect readers with what he is experiencing: when he can’t hear, the word balloons on the page are blank. The comic also makes extensive use of sign language, but provides no key to interpreting them. “If nothing else, it’s an opportunity for hearing people to get a taste of what it might be like to be deaf,” Mr. Fraction said.

I love Marvel.
Reminder that Hawkeye wears hearing aids.

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